crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG
PROTECT SELF ESTEEMS OF YOUNG GIRLS AT ALL COSTS
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
I love Laverne so much :) I just want to sit down and have tea with her and chat.
See, SJWs, this is how you educate people. Polite but firm correction goes much farther than screaming “die scum!”
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan
Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.
Well we should start talking again!