one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”
I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts
I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
Early morning snuggles with the kitty!
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER