My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
reasons why you shouldn’t browse tumblr right after watching the end of evangelion
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
logging into tumblr like
*scrolling through my dash and seeing nothing but sebastian stan*
LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL
WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG